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[kobalt]

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DM, 7/5 (late)

[kobalt]

Wait, did we agree to group and I just forgot about it?

DM, 7/5 (late)

[coulee]

what


no







his ex is a lady. i'd probably be kind of bored.

DM, 7/5 (late)

[kobalt]

Okay what we hooking up with his lady ex for?

DM, 7/5 (late)

[coulee]

the tat

DM, 7/5 (late)

[kobalt]

OH


Well. Cool.

Design?

DM, 7/5 (late)

[coulee]

[...] 🐧?? i thought we had that convo??? [...] or did i think about havin it enough that i just feel like we did

DM, 7/5 (late)

[kobalt]

Think you've been dreaming about penguins, babe.

It's cute.

DM, 7/5 (late)

[coulee]

i'm graduating from horse girl to penguin girl. like every guy does at 47. your time'll be here soon enough.

DM, 7/5 (late)

[kobalt]

Shit, yeah, can't wait to do the waddle.

DM, 7/5 (late)

[coulee]

i'll start plannin you a themed party as soon as we get back, i'll need those couple years to get everything perfect

DM, 7/5 (late)

[kobalt]

Fantastic. Can I request a penguin suit.

DM, 7/5 (late)

[coulee]

[...] depends. i've got questions.

DM, 7/5 (late)

[kobalt]

So where on your body are you getting inked?

DM, 7/5 (late)

[coulee]

wow just gonna skate over my questions like that

probably my arm with all the other stuff, it's just flash it's nbd.

DM, 7/5 (late)

[kobalt]

I just figure you're gonna throw them at me anyway, you know?

Cute.

DM, 7/5 (late)

[coulee]

permission. sick. 1 d'you mean tuxes

yeah i know i am thanks for noticing.

DM, 7/5 (late)

[kobalt]

I don't not mean tuxes.

I mean I've been watching your ass all week. Very cute.

DM, 7/5 (late)

[coulee]

2 i'm out

that's not where it's goin.

DM, 7/5 (late)

[kobalt]

Aw

DM, 7/5 (late)

[coulee]

to what part. cause i'll defend both.

DM, 7/5 (late)

[kobalt]

Do so. Defend them!

DM, 7/5 (late)

[coulee]

fine!!! 🤵‍♂️ tuxes suck!!!!! everybody acts like they're the best but they're 20 pieces of clothing and they all feel like i'm bein tied up in the not-fun way! and everything's gotta be perfect n fancy or else you look like shit!! hard pass.

🐧 if it's on my ass then i'll get written up by HR every time i go "hey look what i got"

DM, 7/5 (late)

[kobalt]

I think they're great for about five minutes. Get a few photos in. Then you move and it's all creased. Illusion gone.

And fine, I accept your point. Let's spare HR.

DM, 7/5 (late)

[coulee]

then why would you want tuxes at your penguin bday????

i win. 🎉

DM, 7/5 (late)

[kobalt]

Because I want a good goddamn picture before my looks fade.

I submit to your obviously superior debating skills, babe.