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DM, 7/5 (late)

Date: 2023-07-06 12:37 am (UTC)
coulee: (🌲 38)
From: [personal profile] coulee
fine!!! 🤵‍♂️ tuxes suck!!!!! everybody acts like they're the best but they're 20 pieces of clothing and they all feel like i'm bein tied up in the not-fun way! and everything's gotta be perfect n fancy or else you look like shit!! hard pass.

🐧 if it's on my ass then i'll get written up by HR every time i go "hey look what i got"

DM, 7/5 (late)

Date: 2023-07-06 08:41 pm (UTC)
coulee: (🌲 52)
From: [personal profile] coulee
then why would you want tuxes at your penguin bday????

i win. 🎉

DM, 7/5 (late)

Date: 2023-07-06 09:58 pm (UTC)
coulee: (🌲 31)
From: [personal profile] coulee
you're gonna be primo fuckable material til the day you die
Edited (im never typing "primo fuckable material" again) Date: 2023-07-06 09:59 pm (UTC)

DM, 7/5 (late)

Date: 2023-07-06 10:03 pm (UTC)
coulee: (🌲 50)
From: [personal profile] coulee
d'you want me to start a babe jar when we get back

DM, 7/5 (late)

Date: 2023-07-06 10:07 pm (UTC)
coulee: (🌲 01)
From: [personal profile] coulee
i'm gonna get so rich. i'll buy [...] rhode island or something.

DM, 7/5 (late)

Date: 2023-07-06 10:10 pm (UTC)
coulee: (🌲 15)
From: [personal profile] coulee
don't expect i'll get mountain rich. RI's small n flat, it'll just be a modest lil number of dollar signs