IC spam.

[kobalt]

Comments

DM, 7/24

[kobalt]

Is this you opting out of details, Ror?

DM, 7/24

[coulee]

wait. let me get this straight

so

just cause i don't want to know the specifics of the thing that hasn't even happened yet, i'm not allowed to try and get a rise out of you BEFORE it does??

DM, 7/24

[kobalt]

You can try.

DM, 7/24

[coulee]

i DI

[...]

y'know i'm not gonna patch you up when you get your ass whooped, right

DM, 7/24

[kobalt]

Harsh? Yes. Proportionate? Debatable.

DM, 7/24

[coulee]

ok i know i probably would but it's for the BIT babe try n keep up. (like you'll have to do if you want HALF a chance against my boo)

DM, 7/24

[kobalt]

Oh I'm fully prepared to have my ass handed to me by the plant guy.

DM, 7/24

[coulee]

you agreeing takes the fun out of it and i can't even be annoyed cause you're being supportive. 🙁

DM, 7/24

[kobalt]

Shit, sorry. Want me to backtrack?

DM, 7/24

[coulee]

nah the moment's gone i'll just have to write a sad song about it or something

DM, 7/24

[kobalt]

About how you lost your man to the vine guy? Yeah, that's a ballad in the making.

DM, 7/24

[coulee]

i need a sec to think about what rhymes with "plants" besides "pants" and "ants".



can you promise me something

DM, 7/24

[kobalt]

[.......] Chants.

Shoot.

DM, 7/24

[coulee]

wow he's not just a pretty face!!!

after lou smushes you into the ground like a tiny lil bug will you haunt me? not just once in a while, i mean like a good, old-fashioned, committed haunting. long-term spookies

DM, 7/24

[kobalt]

Full on Victorian haunting?

DM, 7/24

[coulee]

yeah i wanna get Ghost of Spitroasts Past[...]ed

DM, 7/24

[kobalt]

After my untimely death-by-Lou, feel free to take up pottery classes. I can start my haunting by erotically coming at you from behind while you're at the wheel.

DM, 7/24

[coulee]

ladies n gents he made A GHOST REFERENCE

DM, 7/24

[kobalt]

Too much or not enough?

DM, 7/24

[coulee]

PERFECT???

DM, 7/24

[kobalt]

Alexa, play The Song.

DM, 7/24

[coulee]

see if she's got one of those 2-hour loops like youtube does

DM, 7/24

[kobalt]

Why, you want to fuck with it in the background for an entire loop?

That might kill me where Lou has failed.

DM, 7/24

[coulee]

ok but it sounded hotter in my head?? i don't want you to die if it's my fault, then it's more of a guilt haunting and i'm not really into that.

d'you want a do-over of friday btw

DM, 7/24

[kobalt]

If it helps, I have 0 plans to die any time soon.

And yes.