kobalt | IC spam.

wow just gonna skate over my questions like that

probably my arm with all the other stuff, it's just flash it's nbd.

Edited 2023-07-05 23:57 (UTC)

I just figure you're gonna throw them at me anyway, you know?

Cute.

permission. sick. 1 d'you mean tuxes

yeah i know i am thanks for noticing.

I don't not mean tuxes.

I mean I've been watching your ass all week. Very cute.

2 i'm out

that's not where it's goin.

Aw

to what part. cause i'll defend both.

Do so. Defend them!

fine!!! 🤵‍♂️ tuxes suck!!!!! everybody acts like they're the best but they're 20 pieces of clothing and they all feel like i'm bein tied up in the not-fun way! and everything's gotta be perfect n fancy or else you look like shit!! hard pass.

🐧 if it's on my ass then i'll get written up by HR every time i go "hey look what i got"

I think they're great for about five minutes. Get a few photos in. Then you move and it's all creased. Illusion gone.

And fine, I accept your point. Let's spare HR.

then why would you want tuxes at your penguin bday????

i win. 🎉

Because I want a good goddamn picture before my looks fade.

I submit to your obviously superior debating skills, babe.

you're gonna be primo fuckable material til the day you die

Edited (im never typing "primo fuckable material" again) 2023-07-06 21:59 (UTC)

Aw, thanks babe!

d'you want me to start a babe jar when we get back

1000% yes.

i'm gonna get so rich. i'll buy [...] rhode island or something.

Rhode Island, famed for its mountains.

don't expect i'll get mountain rich. RI's small n flat, it'll just be a modest lil number of dollar signs

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