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[kobalt]

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DM, 8/12

[coulee]

oh my god

DM, 8/12

[kobalt]

It's because I like you.

DM, 8/12

[coulee]

baby you're a master of understatement

DM, 8/12

[kobalt]

I like you a lot.

DM, 8/12 [cw: nsfw]

[coulee]

and i like you a lot which's why i'm gonna undo your belt while you tell me all about your cute lil wine calculations.

DM, 8/12 [cw: nsfw]

[kobalt]

Hell, that better not be all you do.

DM, 8/12

[coulee]

depends on how "quick" a tour you give.

DM, 8/12

[kobalt]

I don't think you understand yet how long I've been working on this spreadsheet.

Plenty to get through.

Can't be rushed.

DM, 8/12

[coulee]

ok so when you said i could look quickly what you actually meant was i'm in it for the long haul

DM, 8/12

[kobalt]

Congratulations baby, your access level just got upgraded.

DM, 8/12

[coulee]

do i get a membership card??? what perks do i get now

oooh is there a covered parking spot