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[kobalt]

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DM, 8/12

[kobalt]

Hi.

DM, 8/12

[coulee]

hi. i[...]'m so fuckin into you.

DM, 8/12

[kobalt]

Not making the obvious joke here, but: same.

DM, 8/12

[coulee]

ok for one that'd be "and i'll be too in a few hours wink wink" but i'm bein serious. you're considerate and you like doing my stuff with me. you ain't just making me feel good you're making me happy, and it's [...] idk. nice.

DM, 8/12

[kobalt]

Ror, honestly? If your favorite hobby was watching paint dry, I'd at least try to get involved in that, because seeing you happy makes me happy.

Luckily you've got better hobbies wink wink

DM, 8/12

[coulee]

yeah. like suckin dick




heyooo

DM, 8/12

[kobalt]

Nice.

DM, 8/12

[coulee]

i'm gonna watch some paint dry before dinner. wanna come

DM, 8/12

[kobalt]

That's an eager yes from me.

DM, 8/12

[coulee]

good. you're about to see me look real happy.

DM, 8/12

[kobalt]

New contender for highlight of the week.

DM, 8/12

[coulee]

wow ok so we're gonna glide right over LIVIN TOGETHER

DM, 8/12

[kobalt]

No, I've skipped ahead to thinking about watching paint dry with you after we've decided on what shade we want in our new place.

Keep up, Ror!

DM, 8/12

[coulee]

sweet but hold up cause i'm a lil behind. that mean you decided on a new one?? like for sure

DM, 8/12

[kobalt]

I haven't decided anything, I'm just daydreamin options.

DM, 8/12

[coulee]

[...] we could though. then your daydreams about watching green paint dry can happen on a wall you'll actually be able to picture.

DM, 8/12

[kobalt]

We could do that.

DM, 8/12

[coulee]

[...] also cause i [...] kind of might appreciate a lil extra space in the next while. not from you. and promise i didn't finally give in to you cause i needed it.

DM, 8/12

[kobalt]

More space is always good.

DM, 8/12

[coulee]

"why d'you need the space ror? are you tryin to make this convo all about you so you can tell me something or's it just regular narcissism"

DM, 8/12

[kobalt]

Fantastic, you've learned how to read Kearney speak.

(That question, yes.)

DM, 8/12

[coulee]

been trying to practice but it ain't on duolingus. [...] d'you have a version of that high school sweethearts fantasy cept it's for college. by any chance.

DM, 8/12

[kobalt]

Will my answer answer the question on needing more space?

DM, 8/12

[coulee]

sort of and no i'm not gettin you a frat boy for labor day

DM, 8/12

[kobalt]

Goddamn, but why not.

Anyway, don't laugh, but yeah, there's a college version. My aggressively twinky botany 101 TA realizing I am the best lay of his life and coming to find me after graduation to tell me he's definitely moving across the state to be with me.