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[kobalt]

Comments

DM 6/6 (cw: thirsty & dumb)

[kobalt]

Like on a scale of love-making to raw, what we thinking?

DM 6/6

[coulee]

8 7 8 5 6[...].5?

DM 6/6

[kobalt]

What’s a 5?

DM 6/6

[coulee]

sorry was i supposed to prep a slideshow presentation

DM 6/6

[kobalt]

Now there’s an idea!

DM 6/6

[coulee]

it's like you WANT IT to file complaints about me. maybe 5's like [...] i can be pushed around so long as i land on something soft

DM 6/6

[kobalt]

I can work with that.


(And I didn’t file a complaint against you when you took the new Security transfer on a tour of the place without even knowing his name. Doubt I’ll start now.)

DM 6/6

[coulee]

if somebody bad needed a tour so they could know where the BUILDINGS WITH SIGNS were then they probably wouldn't've been smart enough to pull off their evil plans after anyways.

DM 6/6

[kobalt]

I could be playing the long game, Rory!

DM 6/6

[coulee]

all that means is i get to split the blame for not catching onto you with everybody else who's ever come through this station! i love sharing

DM 6/6

[kobalt]

Anyway, back to you landing on soft surfaces.

DM 6/6

[coulee]

oh. redirection. suspicious.

DM 6/6

[kobalt]

If I had a villain’s moustache, I’d be twirling it right now.

Re: DM 6/6

[coulee]

[...] you ever had one?

DM 6/6

[kobalt]

Well, I’ve never knowingly been a villain…

DM 6/6

[coulee]

a moustache though??????

DM 6/6

[kobalt]

Yep.

DM 6/6

[coulee]

neat so yeah i'm gonna need some pics when you've got a minute.

DM 6/6

[kobalt]

At least ask me nicely before planning to mock me forever.

DM 6/6

[coulee]

mocking's bad manners i was probably just gonna


y'know


or something.

DM 6/6

[kobalt]

You don’t say.

DM 6/6

[coulee]

there's no way you didn't pull it off????

DM 6/6

[kobalt]

Of course I pulled it off, but it was a lot.

And also a lot of work.

DM 6/6

[coulee]

yeah, taking down numbers.

DM 6/6

[kobalt]

Yeah, had a full stable.