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[kobalt]

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DM, 9/9

[coulee]

oh but wouldn't you rather settle in with fu ease into th ain't it a lil early to CHOOSE your concerned face

[...]

p a s t past

[...] when i ran off fishing a couple months back cause evan left me the box of [...] chuck [...] stuff, my powers did a new thing and i've gotta report it. [...] GONNA. i just dk how they're gonna make me prove it n i'm not really keen to find out

DM, 9/9

[kobalt]

What’s the worst possible way they could make you prove it? (Indulge my inner pessimist.)

DM, 9/9

[coulee]

last time i took out a tamarack that must've been close to its 100th bday. so whatever they'd do, it'd have to involve like [...] that kind of treatment

DM, 9/9

[kobalt]

Not […] ideal. You don’t think they’d see the logic of believing your previous first-hand experience instead of having to drain something that badly?

DM, 9/9

[coulee]

idk???

DM, 9/9

[kobalt]

The higher ups have never forced me to test out the radiation part of my powers outside of very controlled conditions, if that’s any comfort.

DM, 9/9

[coulee]

cept that raising the dead sounds like the kind of ✨controlled conditions✨ they'd get hard for.

DM, 9/9

[kobalt]

Okay, so that’s the very worst case scenario.

DM, 9/9

[coulee]

that's THE scenario. it's what i did, pulled a [...] frankenstein or whatever on what was supposed be my dinner

DM, 9/9

[kobalt]

Well. Shit.

DM, 9/9

[coulee]

[...] yeah. i couldn't really control the stream flow after that storm. when our powers were going all fucked. [...] it was all for nothing too cause i was halfway through cleaning the fish, it's not like it got to go home with a new lease on life n a boatload of new trauma. it just died again.

DM, 9/9

[kobalt]

And you pulled the life force from a tree?

DM, 9/9

[coulee]

everything it had

DM, 9/9

[kobalt]

Fuck. Sorry. I get why you haven’t told them yet.


[…] Thought exercise. Do you have to?

DM, 9/9

[coulee]

yeah. i mean they might just take my account of everything n go "cool" but if they don't i'm gonna have to do some shit i [...] never wanna do agai

but it's the rules. hell it's the law

DM, 9/9

[kobalt]

Yeah.




So what’s behind door number future?

DM, 9/9

[coulee]

i get caught not reporting it for long enough maybe they'll fire me or something idk.


f u t u r e future's that i director dr sutherland and me've got a meeting soon. to see if she'll let me transfer

DM, 9/9

[kobalt]

To medical? As secondary or primary?

DM, 9/9

[coulee]

2nd, do i LOOK like a brain surgeon to you?????

DM, 9/9

[kobalt]

I mean I think powers of healing could lead to an honorary MD.

DM, 9/9

[coulee]

babe i couldn't do the white coat, my ass deserves to be appreciated too much. it'd be more for EMT stuff though with a lil powers sprinkled on but only when i decide to cause IRIS ain't got any right to tell me when to heal somebody by fuckin something else up and it's staying that way

DM, 9/9

[kobalt]

Good. Agree, on all counts.

DM, 9/9

[coulee]

[...] cootie catcher's inside says "so that's all my stuff going on"

DM, 9/9

[kobalt]

How bad do you think my concerned face is?

DM, 9/9

[coulee]

when i told you i brought a fish back to life i reckon it was somewhere between me insisting i can still shotgun a beer n me insisting i could still win cowboy poker??