IC spam.

[kobalt]

Comments

DM 6/6

[coulee]

oh. redirection. suspicious.

DM 6/6

[kobalt]

If I had a villain’s moustache, I’d be twirling it right now.

Re: DM 6/6

[coulee]

[...] you ever had one?

DM 6/6

[kobalt]

Well, I’ve never knowingly been a villain…

DM 6/6

[coulee]

a moustache though??????

DM 6/6

[kobalt]

Yep.

DM 6/6

[coulee]

neat so yeah i'm gonna need some pics when you've got a minute.

DM 6/6

[kobalt]

At least ask me nicely before planning to mock me forever.

DM 6/6

[coulee]

mocking's bad manners i was probably just gonna


y'know


or something.

DM 6/6

[kobalt]

You don’t say.

DM 6/6

[coulee]

there's no way you didn't pull it off????

DM 6/6

[kobalt]

Of course I pulled it off, but it was a lot.

And also a lot of work.

DM 6/6

[coulee]

yeah, taking down numbers.

DM 6/6

[kobalt]

Yeah, had a full stable.

DM 6/6

[coulee]

nice work. mouse won't let me get one but it's probably for the best since i'd never have free time again. just non-stop gentlemen callers.

DM 6/6

[kobalt]

Mouse has got it right.

DM 6/6

[coulee]

for all the wrong reasons

DM 6/6

[kobalt]

You'd be so busy, I'd die from inattention.

DM 6/6

[coulee]

nah.

DM 6/6

[kobalt]

I'm like the neediest houseplant. Ignore me for five seconds and I'll wither away.

DM 6/6

[coulee]

i thought that was me. [...] either way, you get priority boarding. gold card member shit.

DM 6/6

[kobalt]

Heavens, you don't say.

DM 6/6

[coulee]

get a lil ⭐ beside your name n everything.

DM 6/6

[kobalt]

I'm real touched.

DM 6/6

[coulee]

wait maybe it should be a 💦 instead